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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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💥FINAL DECISION WITH THE ADVICE OF OUR DEVELOPERS💥

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening EtherChainers all over the world 🌍

Beloved community, as all of you are aware, we successfully transitioned to a new contract and we can all see that the daily pool calculations are working perfectly and we have 4 new top sponsors receiving a nice reward everyday for their hardwork and efforts in building our community ❤️

However, one thing that keeps reoccurring and is a major issue for all (including myself) are the huge gas fees being implemented by both wallet providers and miners.

Also, another unfortunate reoccurring issue is that transactions are failing as a result of the gas fee issue when members attempt to deposit or withdraw funds – in almost all instances, the gas fee is taken and the member ends up losing ETH.

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Therefore, we are going to take all necessary steps to fix these issues once and for all.

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There are huge amounts of continuous calculations taking place in the contract, this is due to the matching bonuses being paid to uplines every time a member receives their daily 1%

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New code:
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To implement the above change, we will need to go into maintenance mode for a few hours – we will announce the scheduled time so all are prepared.

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Update to ether chain

Andreas Katrud, the founder of Ether Chain, gave a ton of updates…

Overall…

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  • Geneology of team stays intact
  • We will be able to see team tree structure on the site
  • Only thing that changes is we will have a new affiliate link

He’s doing the daily Zoom at 3pm EST later if you want to jump on, hear from him and ask questions in the chat👌

Here’s the link
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